jordan

jordan
1. (Jordan) (6299↑, 3684↓)
A different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

2. (Jordan) (3524↑, 1457↓)
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth. A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan. A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound. I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.

Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way? Woman B: OMG he just checked you out. Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant. Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.

Author: JordanTheDollarBill http://jordan.urbanup.com/3180011
3. (jordan) (3998↑, 2151↓)
the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT\!

"that guy is fine\!." "he must be a jordan."

4. (Jordan) (1899↑, 1120↓)
An extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. Can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass. If you catch this Legendary Pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. Lure him with music with great bass and waffles. Has an extremely large and satisfying penis.

"Hey you know that guy Ave is going out with?" "Yeah, he is just a total Jordan"

5. (Jordan) (1567↑, 1055↓)
The coolest and most sexy mofo ever to walk the face of the earth. i want him to stick it in me one day and have my kids. He is soooooo hot and beautiful, but his friends are really gay yet i still want fuck him

Jordan is sooooo sexy

6. (Jordan) (657↑, 254↓)
The craziest sex machine in the world. A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37. An all round sex guy.

Girl 1: Woah, check out that Jordan over there. Girl 2: I think he looked at you\! Girl 1: Well that would explain wy my bra's off, panties are down and i'm about to give birth.

7. (Jordan) (546↑, 143↓)
Jordan in the female sense: I woman who by far outstands her peers. Incredibly, beautiful, talented, and fun-loving. Always puts others before herself. Sweet, smart girl with a sense of adventure. The perfect girlfriend. She is that kinda girl. Funny and sometimes loud and quirky. A little crazy but the good kinda crazy...

Dude, I met this girl last night, I swear she's a Jordan\!

8. (Jordan) (709↑, 414↓)
The name Jordan can refer to several things. As a name, it comes from the Hebrew Yarden, meaning "one which descends", and assimilated into Latin as Jordanus. In Arabic it is Urdunn, in Italian Giordano, in Spanish Jord¨¢n, in Afrikaans Jordaan, in French Jourdain, and in Catalan Jord¨¤. Eastern Europe and Asian referances to this name: Name in chinese and japanese characters mean to flow, to fall down, relating to the river jordan but also to the latin "one which descends".

Person 1: Is his name Jordan? Person 2: Yeah, the name probably got named after the river. Person 1: Not true, Christian properties of the name were probably thought of first.

Author: one which descends http://jordan.urbanup.com/2529993
9. (Jordan) (349↑, 130↓)
Most perfectest, amazingest person to walk the planet earth=)

He's perfectly amazing, must be a Jordan.

10. (jordan) (274↑, 70↓)
Typically a female who carries herself well. Sarcastic, but very humorous.. its hard to find a guy who doesn't enjoy a Jordan's company. Jordan's avoid pettiness and bitchyness of others., and also tend to be more mature than most. Jordan's tend to have big hearts and innocent minds. They like to be liked by others, and most are..Jordan's find themselves making friends with everyone because of their outgoing friendly attitudes. Jordan's are ideal bestfriends, partiers, and girlfriends.

A sophisticated Jordan[woman]. Jordan is such a fun girl to be around. Everyone wants Jordan at the party.

11. (Jordan) (205↑, 27↓)
There is a major difference between a boy Jordan and a girl Jordan. This definition will clarify. A girl Jordan, being given a traditionally male first name by her parents, rocks the name like no ones business. A girl Jordan is a tom boy at heart, but is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. A girl Jordan loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. A girl Jordan will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch front, but a girl Jordan is a sweetheart. A girl Jordan is smart and beautiful so get her and hold on because she will be off and running.

Why is she so good at everything? She's a Jordan. A boy? No, a girl Jordan\! Wow, she looks like a bitch\! Relax, she is a Jordan.

12. (Jordan) (286↑, 140↓)
Jordan is a name given to kings and leaders. Statistically people named Jordan make more money than others. Jordans are mildly violent and generally will speak up for themselves. Jordan is also a term used to define a drug dealer.

1) I wish I was Jordan, he's rich\! 2) Go ask Jordan over there if he can give us a deal.

Author: Andre Sensiracle http://jordan.urbanup.com/3152561
13. (Jordan) (216↑, 93↓)
Jordan jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl. jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan\!

14. (jordan) (580↑, 481↓)
the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far

"I heard that guy got a 5star on Jordan" "not even ES942 can full combo Jordan"

Author: Elliott Rudner http://jordan.urbanup.com/2396424
15. (Jordan) (95↑, 19↓)
A guy with a good head on his shoulders. He always tries to do the right thing. He's always fun to be around and has a very flirty personality. (good and bad) if I were his girlfriend i might be a little worried. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to control. He doesnt follow others he makes his own rules. He is the type of person who wants to have his cake and eat it too. All around he is an amazing guy\<3

there is this really sweet guy named Jordan.

16. (Jordan) (114↑, 40↓)
Also a girls name. Nicknames could be Jo, JoJo, or J squared. Amazingly beautiful inside and out (although they refuse to admit it). Stubborn willed, but trustworthy all the way. A great friend, and the best to have by your side. She'll never let you down.

I miss you Jordan

17. (Jordan) (95↑, 23↓)
A Jordan is an extremely [rare] and [exotic] brand of [female] that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan [defies] all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and [fantastical]. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you [blush] at the drop of a hat. Always [confident], never conceited. [Beautiful] inside and out. [Sex kitten] on the prowl. [Devoted], true, honest, and all together a [gorgeous] [enigma] that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.

"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want\!" "I know. She's a total Jordan."

18. (Jordan) (85↑, 31↓)
A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.

omfg i would love to have a [Jordan].

19. (Jordan) (979↑, 929↓)
a gorgeous girl; a perfect 10; a knockout

Man, did you see that Jordan? She was a babe\!

20. (Jordan) (94↑, 46↓)
an incredibly sexxy beast

Jordan gets more pussy than any other guy

21. (Jordan) (52↑, 6↓)
A Jordan is absolutely fantastic. She never is boring and is constantly interesting. She is sweet but has an amazing sexy side to her. A Jordan is usually beautiful. Her beauty is indescribable and it should never be described as using "hot." A Jordan is so kind and loving she deserves just as much respect. A Jordan needs the attention and affection that she deserves. Also, she doesn't take things too fast, so don't go too far with her or else you will regret it. A Jordan also usually has an amazing smile. The smile is so cute it's almost serial. And what is there to say about the eyes and hair\!? A Jordan's eyes are so attractive and cute. A person could stare into them and just get lost. A Jordan's hair isn't any less amazing. It flows out so naturally, it is so stunning. No matter how she has it; curly, straight etc., she looks beautiful. You could stay with her for the longest time and do nothing and you would never be bored because just being in her presence and being with a Jordan is good enough. But it's not all about looks. A Jordan usually has a great personality. Her laugh is different but so sweet and cute. She is talented in so many ways and she is probably very smart. You couldn't ask for a more perfect girl.

Dude she's hot\! No man, she's a Jordan, she's beautiful.

22. (jordan) (61↑, 20↓)
the best daughter in the world,can always make you laugh..great sense of humor and beatious from the inside out. she is smarter than she lets on.

that's my daughter..(jordan)

23. (Jordan) (110↑, 72↓)
To go crazy on someone and punch their lights out. Often twice your own age.

Shut your face or I'll go Jordan on your ass. Man if I find out who it is, I'll fucking Jordan them.

Author: Bacon Boy Jimmy http://jordan.urbanup.com/3305072
24. (Jordan) (138↑, 100↓)
Kaeli's world. Pretty much the hottest of the hot.

That dude is a total Jordan.

25. (jordan) (56↑, 19↓)
For all the female jordan's out there\!\! She's hot as hell\!\! flirtatious, and very trendy. Usually is seen at the mall or spending her money in a million different ways. Very popular bizatch\! Takes shots like a champ\! Productive, and determined. Doesn't give up\! When she wants something or someone she does whatever she can to get it. Basically shes some pretty awesome shit\! Especially for being able to rock a guys name, and put them to shame... in the bedroom AND the dance floor.

That bitch jordan is hott\! Who's that GIRL Jordan?

26. (Jordan) (47↑, 11↓)
a peaceful creature of love

Man 1:Jordan helped a wounded sparrow that fell from its nest Man 2: AWWW

Author: Mr Smiley Wiley Time http://jordan.urbanup.com/4750831
27. (Jordan) (37↑, 9↓)
the most beutiful, hot, awesome person ever. you shouldnt get on her bad side or you are in danger. destind to be rich and famous.

" you know that hot girl over there. . ." " yeah, shes totally a jordan\!"

28. (Jordan) (36↑, 8↓)
the most wonderful girl ever. she is really talented, pretty. oh did i mention she can sing and act like crazy? its insane how good she is. she is also one of the sweetest, nicest people you will ever meet\! your life will change forever once you meet Jordan\!

Jordan: heyyy\! gimme some\! person: hey jordan\! you just changed my life now that i met you\!

Author: iknowthissucksbutitsformyfrien http://jordan.urbanup.com/4756641
29. (jordan) (35↑, 9↓)
the love of youre life who will pretend to like you just for fun. hes amazing at sports, funny, quiet, loving, caring, super sexy, and has breath-taking eyes. he IS perfect. he can be a douche bag at times but is so worth it. he lies but you can never tell when. if you even get a jordan, hold onto him for as long as you can. youll regret losing him...

Girl 1: "sigh..." Girl 2: whats up? Girl 1: just guess.. Girl 2: mmm... jordan? Girl 1: yep.

30. (Jordan) (33↑, 9↓)
An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt.

Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?\!" Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him." Girl one: "No wayy\! SHARE\!\!" Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own." Girl one: "But they are so hard to find\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: Jordan's girl. (: http://jordan.urbanup.com/5560250
31. (Jordan) (81↑, 57↓)
Jordan jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl. jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan\!

32. (Jordan) (65↑, 44↓)
Jordan is a friendly guy he is quite popular with the ladies and can be quite a rebel when with his friends. in actual fact he has a massive penis and attracts beautiful women and is attracted to large plastic draws.

hey jordan, theres a chest of draws over here omg keep hold of them for me im comeing to get them\!

33. (Jordan) (28↑, 9↓)
A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.

Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan. Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful? Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky. Person 2: yeah...

Author: Josh, the guy who wrote this. http://jordan.urbanup.com/5202772
34. (Jordan) (24↑, 5↓)
A Jordan is a caring and loving person with a great sense of humor. She can have a bitchy attitude time to time. But, is an all around awesome person\! Jordan's are beautiful, fun and creative people. They love to party and enjoy life's greatest moments. Jordan's are also smart, and clever. They are amazing and every way. And no matter what, Jordan's always speak up for themselves.

Woman A: I wish I was a Jordan\! Woman B: Psh\! Same here\!

35. (Jordan) (29↑, 11↓)
the coolest fckn bitch aliveeee \! she is pretty , and petite , and funny , and cocky in the good way (; , confident , outgoing , eats a lot but doesnt gain anythhhhing , typically a jordan is a girl who is quite a nice person to be around because she just brightens up the room . she makes you have amaaaaazing orgiiiis \! and , she is like , a good girlfreen , theeee best , (: she knows that when you suck diick , it should not be teeeethy \! she is just like perfect . and people love her no matter what , cause she always knows when to fight back and when to stop and apologize . people looooooove heeeer .\<3 she's skinny , and has AMAAAAZING hair , and nice eyes . OH AND SHE DOES VERY NICE IN SCHOOL . VERY SMART .

fcccckn , i love that girl named jordan . sheeeee 's perfect .\<333333

Author: that one guuuy (; http://jordan.urbanup.com/5155370
36. (Jordan) (24↑, 7↓)
A beautiful, crazy girl. She's shy, but extremely smart. Everyone she knows loves her. She's impossible to hate. Even though she's one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet, she won't believe you. Very modest about herself and listens to everyone. Pleases everyone. Guys want her, girls want to be her friend. If you ever meet a Jordan, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world.

guy: man, that girl is perfect. other guy: well yeah. she's a jordan. what else? girl: i wanna be like her. other girl: who doesn't? she's jordan\!

Author: captivatedbylove http://jordan.urbanup.com/5469694
37. (Jordan) (21↑, 5↓)
Jordans are the best of the best\! To find one is like finding burried treasure jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN\!\!

"boys boys boys guess what?" "what?" There is a jordan on the market" this starts a large brawl over her

Author: Danomatic\#4\<3 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5310579
38. (jordan) (42↑, 26↓)
the hottest girl everrrr\!\!\!\!\! best sex everrr

dam jordan

Author: hotdude1313131313 http://jordan.urbanup.com/4311946
39. (Jordan) (19↑, 4↓)
The most beautiful, nice, cool person i have ever laid my eyes on.

Guy 1- You know that Jordan girl? Guy 2- Yeah what about her? Guy 1-She is SO hot Guy 2- I KNOW\!\!\!\! She has one hell of a lucky boyfriend.

40. (Jordan) (21↑, 9↓)
(Female) A Jordan is humorous, bubbly, cute and sweet- she can always make you feel better. She would hate to think that she has hurt anyone. She is very empathic and often feels very deeply for others. A Jordan is usually very intelligent and mature, yet very outgoing and possibly loud. A Jordan is incredibly creative. Jordans are never happy with themselves and are always wanting to be like others. A Jordan is very original and unique. She is very sensitive but can be controlling, slightly moody and aggresive. A Jordan usually has a lot of anxiety and worries a lot. A Jordan would never be mean on purpose because it breaks her heart to see others hurt. A Jordan is very bittersweet and can be selfish without knowing it. She is very confusing and indecisive. A Jordan see's things differently from everyone else. A Jordan is slightly shy but comes across very confident. Jordans are noticed to be quite different from everyone else. Almost everyone loves Jordans unless they are jealous or oppisites. She is a very good liar but doesn't usually lie. Everyone can trust a Jordan and they always confind in her. She is an amazing advice giver. A Jordan is very good at makeup and hairstyling also. A Jordan can make anything into her own. A Jordan can not be put into words.

Jordan, you always cheer me up\! Jordan, your so nice\! Jordan, your actually so funny\! Jordan, you always cheer me up\! Jordan, I can trust you\! Jordan, I love you\!

41. (Jordan) (17↑, 5↓)
someone who you can trust with your entire world, an amazing boyfriend and a all around perfect boyfriend, he is completely loyal and the sweetest thing in the entire world. :)

he must her Jordan\!

42. (Jordan) (19↑, 7↓)
Every once and a while you come across a man who does things that both astonish and sicken you. The reverberations from his actions are felt in all corners of the world. His impact lingers forever. This is the kind of man Jordan is, and he inspires me to ignore my mothers warnings about the dangers of life, and to truly reach my full potential.

Girl: I saw Jordan waterski in a jockstrap... For some reason I no longer am wearing panties and feel pregnant...

43. (jordan) (17↑, 7↓)
[Jordan] is basically the epitome of an amazing girl. She's hot & she knows it. She has wild rockstar hair, big blue eyes, and a great smile. She's wild and dangerous and she'll do any dare you give her, just to get a reaction out of others. She's smart, quick-witted, and hilariously [funny]. She doesn't take shit from anyone, and if anyone messes with her, she'll never let them hear the end of it. She has a small waist but a cute booty and big boobs, and she loves to show them off. She's a [party girl] and she can definitely get naughty, but deep down she knows right from wrong. She's much smarter than she let's on & she's probably smarter than most of the guys she messes around with. Some people thinks she's a bitch, and some people think she's full of herself, but they're just jealous. Everyone knows this girl. She can make a few mean jokes & might shock and surprise everyone from time to time, but Jordan is definitely someone you want in your life. She's a blast to be around and when she cares for you, she's a sweetheart. Jordan is the girl to chill with, a great friend, an [unforgettable] hook up, and if you make it this far... an amazing girlfriend.

"Damn that chick is [wild], she must be a Jordan' "She's so [hot]... gotta be a [Jordan]" "Look at that hair, she's a jordan" "Dude my girl is so boring, I wish I had a Jordan" "She's such a bitch." -Mary "Don't hate her cause she's [beautiful], she's a Jordan" -Rachel "Pretty face, nice body, good personality... she's a Jordan'

44. (jordan) (16↑, 6↓)
the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye\!\! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures\!\!\! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...

gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today\!\! girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him\!\! girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him\!\!\! ;)

Author: Spanish Chick http://jordan.urbanup.com/5431341
45. (Jordan) (22↑, 12↓)
Jordan is a complicated young man. There are so many adjectives that could describe him. But I think if I had to narrow it down, I would choose these words; enthralling, aggressive, considerate, sly, but mostly, unforgettable. He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right. Even if it takes time. Jordan is passionate about whatever he does. Whether it's baseball or raising his beautiful little boy. He's easily settled into many hearts. I was lucky enough to experience the feeling of being loved by him. I will never, ever forget how happy he made me. All the bad stuff will fade away in time. But the good stuff, the stuff that made me hate myself for actually letting him go, will stay with me forever.

I love you Jordan Compton.

46. (Jordan) (16↑, 7↓)
1.Country of the middle east 2.Very large penis 3.A really hot, head strong girl 4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls 5.A off the wall beer pong shot 6.A man with a moose knuckle

1. Never go to Jordan, its hot 2. woah man, you have a Jordan 3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan 4.Woah\! You just made a Jordan 5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?

47. (Jordan) (31↑, 22↓)
Is a phenomenal actor\!

"Jordan is a phenomenal actor\!" Guy 1: "The actor in that film was phenomenal\!" Guy 2: "Must have been Jordan. Because Jordan is a phenomenal actor\!"

Author: Maelstrom1243456 http://jordan.urbanup.com/4478603
48. (Jordan) (9↑, 1↓)
sarcastic, spazzy, random, fun to be around, flirty, blushy (you know, the kind when you blush near guys ;D), Musically involved, unique sometimes when she gets all quiet (out of the norm for her) you wonder what the hell she thinks about unpredictable perfect girlfriend calls people cool likes to make friends

person a: who's that? and what's she doing, is she dancing or something? person b. thats jordan, my girlfriend.... you should meet her, shes cool.... she wont bite :)

Author: lalalalaacookies http://jordan.urbanup.com/5788634
49. (Jordan) (13↑, 6↓)
THE SHIT

DUDE he is such a jordan\!

50. (Jordan) (14↑, 7↓)
Some one who is really special in your life. You have known him since you were just a kid. And have always been in love with him. You sit there and watch girls go bye with him but never have the guts to go up to him and tell him how you feel. This is someone you don't wont to loss, keep him forever. Next time you see Jordan, tell him how you feel. You never know, he may feel the same. I was to late, and now he's gone forever. Don't make a mistake like I did. GO GET HIM GIRL\!\!\!

[Love] [Fight] [Loss] [Jordan]

Author: SecretLover1996 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5412370
51. (Jordan) (91↑, 85↓)
The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East. Languages: Arabic - English Capital: Amman Area: 92,300 km² Population: 5,800,000

- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it. - Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.

52. (Jordan) (8↑, 3↓)
A lovey bright girl. usually extreamly great. and loves everything. and is amazing... super amazing

That girl is so great.. she is such a jordan\!

Author: Smart Harvard Person http://jordan.urbanup.com/5905608
53. (Jordan) (19↑, 14↓)
Creative, artistic, and random. Generally known to avoid crowds, and is not the nicest person alive. This can be either a male, or female. But is best fit for a brunette female with hazel eyes and pale skin. She might be a writer, and tends to doodle on her assignments instead of pay attention. She loves music and can be very independent, because she doesn't like being social. Named after the Jordan River.

[Jordan] [creative] [artistic] [random] [independent] [name] [river]

54. (Jordan) (4↑, 0↓)
Another word for an extremely cute guy. He has the most adorable freckles and the most amazing smile. His voice is all it takes to brighten up your day. He has a great personality, he's funny, sweet, cool, and can be weird at times but that's what makes him all the more better. He's such a friendly and easy going person being yourself around him will never be a problem. He's the type of person who can know every little secret about you, yet never judge you for your past. He wears Aviator sunglasses all the time and his hugs always manage to make your heart melt. Without a fail, he can always make you laugh and smile. He just might possibly be one of the best things to come to earth. Oh yeah and he looks hot in his military uniform.

That guy has the cutest freckles ever\!\! His name must be Jordan\!\!

Author: Whatsittoya960 http://jordan.urbanup.com/6129530
55. (Jordan) (10↑, 6↓)
A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.

[Jordan's] a dick I know

56. (Jordan) (21↑, 17↓)
Although awesome in the sack there's not much else there.

Jordan: Let's have sex. Girl: Hey Jordan, How are you? Jordan: Let's have sex.

57. (Jordan) (3↑, 0↓)
the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

58. (Jordan) (3↑, 0↓)
Very quiet, and secretive. They don't like to speak their feelings, and seem to have trust issues. But they can be very fun, and lovable. You can't help but love a Jordan\! They've got to be one of the nicest boys you'll meet. They do what a girl asks of them. Like a gentleman. Jordan's like to joke around, but nothing too serious. They hate to hurt others. Very kind, and sincere.

"Jordan's such a sweety\! The other day, I asked him for five dollars, to buy a slurpee, and he gave me ten\!"

59. (jordan) (6↑, 3↓)
must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him\!

Girl 1: Did you see that guy? Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love\! Girl 1: He must be a jordan... Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world\! Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time\!\! Person 2: he is totally a jordan

Author: thecreator121212 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5681173
60. (Jordan) (2↑, 0↓)
In a female case: a jordan is someone who is sensitive and caring, she likes to have fun but is not trashy. Tries to be nice to others but can be a real bitch if you get on her bad side. Never mess with one of a jordan's friends, because she will rip your head off in a second. Is a good and loyal girlfriend, a little boy crazy, flirty, and respects herself. She is outgoing and is probably more than likely more than glad to be your friend if you be hers.

You: Wow, that girl seems great. Me: Yeah, she looks like a Jordan to me.

Author: Barrett Rains http://jordan.urbanup.com/6356189
61. (Jordan) (4↑, 2↓)
Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome\! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.

Stranger: Who is Jordan? Jess: The love of my life.

62. (Jordan) (4↑, 2↓)
A Jordan is used to describe the most awsome guy in the world. Jordans can make you feel safe without even trying. He can make you laugh more than anyone else, and he loves to surprise you with kisses and slaps to the ass. They have wicked music skills and love to adventure. Jordans tend to be very intense and affectionate. He also has very soft genitals. A Jordan is like a white Usher, because of his great ability to get girls off.

Girl 1- "Did you see that guy? I bet his girlfriend is always satisfied\!" Girl 2- "Yeah, I noticed him, he's tottaly a Jordan..."

63. (Jordan) (3↑, 1↓)
One of the most athletic people you will ever meet.STUD\!

Jordan is a freaking studdddd.

Author: jordanlover23232323 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5892185
64. (jordan) (3↑, 1↓)
very athletic,cute,smart,and has super swag.He's wonderful and an outstanding kisser.

he is good at baseball he must be a jordan

Author: jordan lover123 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5840677
65. (jordan) (3↑, 1↓)
a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl

wow, look at that jordan

66. (Jordan) (1↑, 0↓)
Likes to eat cats

dayum hide yo cats jordans cumin

Author: Hithereilikecats http://jordan.urbanup.com/6369993
67. (Jordan) (1↑, 0↓)
A simply amazing guy. Very family orientated and loves his family to death. He's really sweet, caring, affectionate person. Loves to give hugs and has a very charming personality. He loves to travel especially islands and he loves water activities. Can make you fall in love with him in precisely 8 days. Has the hottest tan and such an amazing smile\! Jordan plays soccer and has a HOT body. He's really friendly and a person you could never forget.

His personality reeally got to me and made me want to know more about him: He is SUCH a Jordan \!

68. (Jordan) (1↑, 0↓)
a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger

Guy \#1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend. Guy \#2: He Must Be A Jordan.

69. (jordan) (3↑, 2↓)
a small, animal like, person who wont shut up :)

person 1: LALALALLALALALALALA \! person 2: SHUTUP STOP BEING A JORDAN \! person 1: okay sorry :$

Author: jordanisaloudanimal http://jordan.urbanup.com/6133466
70. (Jordan) (2↑, 1↓)
Jordan is an all around awesome dude\! He is smart, hot, and will rock your freakin world baby\! He can be a bit crazy at times, but at the end of the day he just turns you on and makes you crazy (if you're a girl)\! Most girls would kill to get within 5 feet of this amazing hunk....I could go on and on about Jordan but you just have to meet him... He's just awesome\!\!

Girl \#1: Omg\! Who is that sexy beast walking towards us? Girl\#2: I'm not sure, but he looks like...PERFECTION\! Girl\#3: I agree\! I bet you $100 his name is Jordan\!

71. (Jordan) (2↑, 1↓)
The most amazing guy on the face of the earth . The guy that I've fallen deeply in love with. He's sweet, kind, heartfelt, amazing, and sensitive. He's always there for me and I can depend on him. My everything. The best boyfriend a girl could have. Cute, has an amazing body. I'm so lucky to have a Jordan

Girl 1- See That Guy Over There, Holding That Girl's Hand ? Girl 2- Yeah ? Girl 1- She's Pretty Lucky, Cause That's A Jordan.

Author: timetofakeasmileee http://jordan.urbanup.com/5912772
72. (jordan) (0↑, 0↓)
when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.

Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers. Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986. Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying

Author: teamnegativetweet http://jordan.urbanup.com/6372454
73. (Jordan) (1↑, 1↓)
A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy

Omg, Look, Its Jordan\! He is sooo hot\!

74. (Jordan) (0↑, 0↓)
a girl named Jordan is an all around fun person. She is always ready to party and can sometimes get a little too crazy. Jordan is also known to be incredible in bed. She will do anything for her true friends. Her emotions are well hidden but they are raw and it takes a lot for her to open up to a person. Make friends with this girl, she'll be there for you whenever you need her. Fuck her over and she will kill you.

That girl Jordan is crazy.

Author: alittlenamegame http://jordan.urbanup.com/6226951
75. (Jordan) (3↑, 3↓)
The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping\!

OMG Jordan is so annoying but you gotta love him\!

Author: itsmerosiebee http://jordan.urbanup.com/5895118
76. (Jordan) (0↑, 0↓)
The hottest girl you can ever meet, blondes = sexy. (;

jordan is hot

77. (Jordan) (2↑, 2↓)
A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down. Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven. Bastard

Jordan: I [want] to go out with you Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out [friendship] Jordan: We'll still be [friends] Girl: But we won't Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this [relationship] stuff [Broken Heart]

Author: socially awkward http://jordan.urbanup.com/5850053
78. (Jordan) (2↑, 2↓)
A bad bitch

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night\!

79. (Jordan) (0↑, 1↓)
Another name for a creepo stalker

Dude, don't pull a JORDAN on me\!

80. (Jordan) (1↑, 2↓)
The [prettiest] girl in her entire high school. She's [perfect] and has a million friends and has the [best] reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's [KRISPY]. She [laughs] all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . \<3

Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.

81. (Jordan) (3↑, 4↓)
Usually super hot ; Deffinately athletic , funny , and just fun to be around . Easy to fall in love with , even though he flirts with every girl he sees , pretty or not . But doesnt like all the girls he flirts with . Usually liked by MANY people because EVERYONE knows who he is . Usually has AMAZING brown eyes . A smile you could die for . LOVES to smile(: Really good at football , basketball , and baseball . Doesnt really care what people think about him . KNOWS HOW TO DOUGIE(; And Jerkkk ;D Really good dancer . Commonly called Jordy .

Amy: Oh woww , he's got the most amazing eyes\<3 Who is he?(: Arya: Thaat , is Jordan\<3 \#5 on the football team , \#15 on the basketball team\! Amy: Oh , Duh\! I should of known his name was Jordan\!

Author: NewarkOHGirl(: http://jordan.urbanup.com/5918184
82. (Jordan) (0↑, 2↓)
A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football). He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him. He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end. He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.

Sam: OMG\! We just scored a goal\! Tom: That's because Jordan is great at football\!

Author: ChocolateBrownies http://jordan.urbanup.com/6302065
83. (jordan) (4↑, 6↓)
the definiton of goon trooping , sap sucking, tree licking , fart smelling , social recluse. Most commonly found in 15th prestige lobbies at the early hours of the morning. Make sure to steer clear from this human chode as he will troll you till you stab him in the neck.

i was playing black ops last night and joined a lobby. Full of freaking jordans so i left before they could troll me

84. (Jordan) (1↑, 4↓)
Hottie\! But kinda an idiot\! White guy that can pull of being a nigger or even a cowboy \! Pretty good singer \! nice guy \! Has a rough mustache :/ (one I would like to wax off\!) Haha likes to party\! Has a nice car , saves me and my friend when we're stranded in the city and takes us home\! Cutest little sister\! :P plays hockey\! And has some really annoying habits\! But all over pretty nice guy\! Haha

Jordan's a fag\! :)

Author: team ramrod •Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡• http://jordan.urbanup.com/5947152
85. (Jordan) (2↑, 6↓)
Someone that belongs in a trashcan.

Dude, did you take Jordan out last night?

86. (Jordan) (0↑, 4↓)
A two-headed person and/or animal that thoroughly enjoys having one of its head ingested by another one of its kind.

Hot chick 1: "I just saw a huge Jordan over in the bushes" Hot chick 2: "thats totally psychedelic\!"

87. (Jordan) (1↑, 5↓)
"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm

1. Jordan is a cuntivore 2. Jordan = cuntivore 3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore." 4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan 5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?" "Yes."

88. (Jordan) (6↑, 10↓)
Another word for Man-whore. Only cares about himself and has the biggest ego known to man kind. Very athletic and very smart, but doesnt know what to do with his life. Will blame others for his failures, losses and lonliness.

wow did you hear that guy just cheated on his girlfriend? What a Jordan.

Author: sillinessisyou http://jordan.urbanup.com/5604604
89. (Jordan) (2↑, 7↓)
The biggest [slut] working at popeyes that will [fuck[ anything with a [dick]. She [doesnt care] if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a [super bitch]. [watch out] for [tramp]s like these.

Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick? ... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.

Author: boats_and_hoez22 http://jordan.urbanup.com/6118689
90. (Jordan) (13↑, 19↓)
Jordan is a girl with a hot \@$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.

I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER\!\!

Author: Murray FrogsFrogs http://jordan.urbanup.com/5152056
91. (jordan) (6↑, 13↓)
the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: [abbie] he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:

*guy tries to kiss abbie* jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."

Author: jordanlover1234 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5550347
92. (Jordan) (4↑, 11↓)
A skinny but hot girl who is somewhat prude. this girl tends to be friends with a cow. this cow tends to follow laxbros with flow. she is a spoiled girl whos dad is very funny.

Your friend is such a Jordan\!\!

Author: jimmyshimmylimmy34989 http://jordan.urbanup.com/5464180
93. (Jordan) (26↑, 33↓)
The name for the infamous mexican that roams tech schools. Also see [Googobbler]

Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called [Googobbler]. Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days. Robby: Oh shit, you're right. Chase: I'm GAY\! Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.

Author: WickedRealDefinitions http://jordan.urbanup.com/4491013
94. (Jordan) (79↑, 88↓)
when a girl's shirt rides up and her pale, unsexy love handle is exposed to the world

Whoa girl, pull down that shirt. You've got a major Jordan. No one wants to see that.

95. (Jordan) (1↑, 11↓)
The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will [fuck] anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate [slutty] bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking [trampy] ass [bitch] working at a popeyes in germany.

Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.

Author: dumbbitches0111 http://jordan.urbanup.com/6128880
96. (Jordan) (1↑, 11↓)
A crazy dude with a bunch of kids who has been known to live in small country towns. He likes every Facebook status he can get his computer to click on. He has been known on occasion to wear two different shoes to work.

A Jordan moved in next to my grandmother last week. I friended him to be polite, but now I can't get him to leave my status' in peace\!

97. (Jordan) (0↑, 11↓)
stupid bitch who always has boogers. she's white as shit. get's all the guys even though she's ugly as fuck. is a total bitch when she doesn't get what she wants. stupid shy bitchh.

that girl is so nasty, she's a total jordan.

98. (Jordan) (4↑, 15↓)
Jordan is a vein person who acts modest but never truly is. He has a lot of friends and most are girls as he is a player at heart, always switching between them. He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.

He's such a "Jordan

99. (Jordan) (13↑, 24↓)
A classic douchebag move where one party of a conversation drops the entirety of the discussion and leaves completely, most notably without a goodbye. The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection. This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.

"Dude, way to totally pull a Jordan last night and stop talking to me without saying 'goodbye.' Douche."

Author: Killfactorten http://jordan.urbanup.com/4673436
100. (Jordan) (7↑, 19↓)
Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number. this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.

person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan\!" person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."

Author: GeorgexOrwell http://jordan.urbanup.com/4696894
101. (Jordan) (4↑, 18↓)
Someone who you THINK is your friend but really they just lie, screw you over and don't really care\!

I can't believe he ditched me like that.. He is definately a Jordan\!\!\!

Author: lalaalaaa, xx http://jordan.urbanup.com/5540349
102. (Jordan) (6↑, 21↓)
Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.

Dude stop being such a Jordan.

103. (Jordan) (11↑, 26↓)
a cheap condom u can find at a gas station

i bought a jordan at hess

Author: mikey hulbert http://jordan.urbanup.com/4975590
104. (jordan) (4↑, 20↓)
A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates

Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan

105. (Jordan) (3↑, 19↓)
A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games. Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan. Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS Jordan: Hey Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

Author: ILikeCatsAlot http://jordan.urbanup.com/5471891
106. (Jordan) (11↑, 27↓)
[jawr-DAN] -verb To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.

Mrs. Gall always yells at that girl for jordaning during math class.

107. (Jordan) (5↑, 22↓)
A cum guzzling gay guy who likes a lot of men and is never gonna get anything though

dude did you see that guy? he was such a Jordan with his rainbow shirt.

108. (jordan) (10↑, 27↓)
a douschebag who thinks he's super cool because he gets high all the time. and he fcks over every girl he meets, or at least thinks he does, and then thinks he is as similarily cool as someone who gets high all the time for doing so.

Did you hear about the guy who has been sexually assaulting women in mall parking lots?" "Yeah, his name was Jordan something.

Author: mynameislisanot http://jordan.urbanup.com/5003815
109. (Jordan) (25↑, 43↓)
1.To destroy a Toyota Camry by ramming it into a wall, while driving through an otherwise very safe environment. 2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.

1. Wow, the other day I saw this yahoo driving down the road in his own little world...he better be careful or he'll end up like Jordan. 2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.

Author: Shenanigan Jones http://jordan.urbanup.com/4762290
110. (jordan) (4↑, 24↓)
an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

Author: horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee http://jordan.urbanup.com/5285567
111. (jordan) (10↑, 30↓)
boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

Author: sshhaanniiqquuaa http://jordan.urbanup.com/4588201
112. (Jordan) (14↑, 34↓)
to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

113. (Jordan) (44↑, 64↓)
1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album. 2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.

1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN (other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did\! 2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.

Author: some day you will surely know http://jordan.urbanup.com/2930291
114. (Jordan) (19↑, 40↓)
A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait

Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ? Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ? Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke \!

115. (Jordan) (2↑, 24↓)
Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny. and has an microscopic penis.

Far man, hes a Jordan\! What a Jordan\!

116. (Jordan) (1↑, 24↓)
a male that is tall and blonde. but he sometimes isnt liked very much. but he has a girl that loves him no matter what. and he loves her even though she isnt the best looking girl.. he has an outer shell which makes him act like he is big and bad. although he has a very kind heart but people never really see past his outer shell

max: "do you like Jordan?" william: "yeah, hes alright. he can be stupid sometimes though." max: "yeah, he tries to be big." william: "yeah, but hes not that bad."

117. (jordan) (11↑, 35↓)
carmel colored piece of shit\! who sucks dick for a living and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....

Hey\! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan\!

118. (Jordan) (22↑, 46↓)
In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.

26 points bitches\! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...

119. (Jordan) (10↑, 37↓)
A young English boy who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and all things Japanese-related. He also has the tendency to ramble on about useless things that no one cares about. He also has an obsession with discussing his school work.

"Omg did u see the new episode of pokemon its awesome\!\! OMG and in school today we had such a hard test\!\!" "Dude you're SUCH a Jordan."

120. (Jordan) (6↑, 34↓)
A tool someone who is used and drives a crappy toyota celica s. One who is being used by the ladies for rides and money, usually best friends with losers but thinks he is a straight up g. Thinks they can drive stick and does all around stupid shit.

Person 1: dude did you hear what billy did last night smashing mail boxes Person 2: yeaa he is such a jordan

121. (Jordan) (9↑, 38↓)
Someone who is incredibly [igniggerant] and lags often.

Yo niqqa wus gudd ckant you turn that shiet upp? You are sucha Jordan man I swear

Author: BlackPowderMinusTheD http://jordan.urbanup.com/4473866
122. (Jordan) (42↑, 72↓)
A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).

I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".

Author: PseudonymName00 http://jordan.urbanup.com/3578403
123. (Jordan) (11↑, 43↓)
A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass\!\! AND a horrible boyfriend\!

Jordan: I didnt cheat on you\! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident\! its all an illusion\!\! Jordan: I'll wait for you forever *anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier. Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.

124. (jordan) (26↑, 58↓)
to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

125. (Jordan) (15↑, 48↓)
(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart 2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing

Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan. Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan. Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.

Author: judas iscariot http://jordan.urbanup.com/1292384
126. (Jordan) (25↑, 59↓)
A small Okinawan boy who looks anarexic. Very fast at running and does extremely well in football. Also denies that he is part rabbit.

Damn Jordan is fast.

127. (Jordan) (1↑, 37↓)
an ugly poop face who dosn't deserve to be alive, a stupid blondie, and a winer face LITERALLY\!

that girl has a winer on IT'S face IT'S name must be Jordan.

Author: I ran the taco dog http://jordan.urbanup.com/4821770
128. (Jordan) (5↑, 41↓)
Social Parasite. Small and oily usually found clinging to the sweating arse cheeks of Z list celebrities.

You'll never believe it, I've got another stinking Jordon tryin to climb up my ring\! That filthy Jordan tried to make a come back, so I twatted it with a Harvey. The Harvey ate it.

129. (Jordan) (16↑, 52↓)
A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan? Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

130. (Jordan) (46↑, 82↓)
MALE- Chewbacca. Mufasa. A guy with lot of hair. He is usually hot but is really a man whore. FEMALE- A stupid whore, skank, slut, ho, cum guzzeler, cunt monger, dumbfuck. Female Jordan's will suck your boyfriends dick. Most of these girls are short and act innocent. Beware THEY ARE WHORES. Sometimes they will be called Whoredon. Especially if they are Mexican, or part Mexican.

[Person \# 1 -] Oh. My. God. That thing looks like fucking Mufasa\! It has so much hair you can't even see its fucking face\! But i think its a guy.... i think. [Person \# 2-] Must be a Jordan. [Person \# 1-] Wow look at that short Mexican whore\! She's all over every guy in this place\! [Person \# 2-]I know right\! I have seen her around here doing the exact same thing to different people. She is definitely a Jordan.

131. (Jordan) (9↑, 46↓)
another word for complete asshole with a tiny dick that cannot be seen even with the strongest microscope

"OMG i cant even see you, you must be a jordan."

Author: sexymama78387 http://jordan.urbanup.com/4452030
132. (Jordan) (18↑, 55↓)
Total creepers Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive May be intrested in a bevy of sports Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing Often dresses in an eccentric manner Does not know when to stop Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling

OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house? Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?

Author: hahalaughinginyourface http://jordan.urbanup.com/3951249
133. (Jordan) (4↑, 42↓)
Someone Who Is In Love With Katelyn McKenzie Henderson\<333 7 Inch;))LMAO. DADDYYY\!\!;)) Theee BEST\!\!\!\!Kaayy Nigggaa\!\!\!

Jordan\!\!:))

134. (Jordan) (55↑, 93↓)
Sex; where the man inserts his penis into a female's vagina. Then babies are made. They are the result of Jordan.

I made Jordan with Bob last night. It was hot.

135. (Jordan) (15↑, 56↓)
A person that will give you a B.J. no matter what.\!\!\!

I hear that girl is a jordan

136. (jordan) (10↑, 52↓)
A stupid ass fagget that thinks he is the shit when realy he looks like an aftermath of a cluster fuckk of gay butt sex.He is worthless and trashy.He will eventually get aids and will always look like a gay douche.He fails at life.And doesnt do anything except text diffrent girls every night.He is gross and he reminds me of a fagenated ice butt hole. XD

a fagget ass quier. :)-jordan

Author: Brittany Dayton Pottorff :) http://jordan.urbanup.com/4495430
137. (Jordan) (18↑, 62↓)
A whore's hat trick. Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend. Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out. Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.

Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".

138. (Jordan) (209↑, 253↓)
A stunning famous english glamour model with very large boobs, has appeared in Playboy and I'm a celebrity get me out of here (british reality TV program)

Jordan: Woman with large boobs and a mouth to match.

139. (Jordan) (6↑, 53↓)
A person who is usually very gay, he looks kind of Italian and plays to much combat arms. He likes to have sexual interactions with his homosexual friend kyle. He has a very small penis and has a strange attraction to Bob Saget.

Hey look at that weirdo he's such a jordan.

Author: Bigpenacalota http://jordan.urbanup.com/4450730
140. (Jordan) (706↑, 753↓)
a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks\! B:must be a jordan Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet Doctor:must be a jordon

141. (Jordan) (16↑, 64↓)
A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable\!

Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face\!

142. (Jordan) (27↑, 75↓)
Kid who travels between two lunch tables that hate him, because nobody likes him. He thinks everyone at both the tables is his is friend, however he has not realized that he HAS no friends. Worse than [Greg Dewire], except he doesn't smell as bad. He keeps coming up to me and quoting [Dr. Ruth].

Me: word\! Jordan (with fake Russian accent): "when the penis penetrates the vagina, it feels good for both people" (starts cracking up) Me: um...ha... ha........ ha..... ha..... [SNAP\!]

143. (Jordan) (14↑, 63↓)
A girl that works at a theater in Park Forest that loves dick. She is always willing to go down on any guy or girl. She gives it up to almost anyone she meets.

"Damn did you hear those moans coming from the back of the theater?" "Yeah, that must be Jordan"

144. (Jordan) (45↑, 94↓)
Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books

DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her\!

145. (Jordan) (13↑, 63↓)
n. Another word for 'slut', 'whore', 'cunt', 'bitch', 'skank', etc. Someone who will fuck anything that walks. Someone who will suck your dick. Even if you give them the lint straight from your pocket. Someone who is a straight up bitch, backstabber, and shit talker. Someone who thinks they are badass, and they are totally fake. Also a girl who has sex with other girls' boyfriends.

That girl over there is such a Jordan\!

Author: ilovehaters\! :D http://jordan.urbanup.com/3992381
146. (Jordan) (18↑, 69↓)
Dookie. otherwise known as poop. a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.

"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "

147. (Jordan) (14↑, 66↓)
A one legged man with a scrawny dick. He only shows his face in the shadows and peeks at you while you pee. He enjoys to tug his own nipples and lick his lips when he gets erections.

"Hey look\! That thing over there is tugging its nipples and has a lump in its pants\! It must be a Jordan\!"

Author: Home SacketSkank http://jordan.urbanup.com/3892736
148. (Jordan) (28↑, 81↓)
A 13 year old kid that is nerdy and watches porn all night

eg kyie: alex was watching porn all night Bob: HA his a jordan

Author: PHUCK U JORDAN http://jordan.urbanup.com/3307009
149. (Jordan) (15↑, 68↓)
a cleaner version of saying a girl pants wearing ass hole.

eww look at that jordan he's disgusting.

150. (jordan) (48↑, 102↓)
the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex. also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason he is such a complete jordan. god his jordan is tiny\!

151. (jordan) (18↑, 72↓)
adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.

She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.

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152. (Jordan) (7↑, 62↓)
A black / very dark skinned GIRL.

*Black girl walks in* Hey here comes a Jordan\!

153. (jordan) (163↑, 218↓)
another way of saying the number 23, used in instances whereas somebody might ask how old you are.

Frank: Happy birthday. How old are you now? Mike: Jordan.

154. (Jordan) (26↑, 82↓)
Jordan [Jord-an] noun. 1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature. 2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate. 3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.

1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross 2. "You dickhead\! You stole from the christmas hamper\! You're a ****ing Jordan\! 3. To Jordan.

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155. (Jordan) (36↑, 93↓)
Very whorish and overweight. Likes to snitch on people. Starts A LOT of drama. Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards. Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.

Jim: Eww, man, look at that girl over there Tim: She must be a Jordan.

156. (Jordan) (15↑, 73↓)
Another word for tiny penis.

You seriously have a jordan?

157. (Jordan) (21↑, 81↓)
Extremel homosexual and jewish. Tries to give male humans hugs. Race, species and sex: unknown. See also: [Gay], [Faggot] Modesto High School ID Number: 342236

Jordan hugged me. What a faggot.

158. (jordan) (27↑, 88↓)
RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.

That kid is a jordan.

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159. (Jordan) (130↑, 191↓)
verb- to have sexual intercourse with a sheep

"Wow; that sick bastard jordaned three sheep."

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160. (jordan) (29↑, 92↓)
a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.

Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan" Man \#1: Did you see the lord of the rings? Man \#2: yea that was a great movie Man \#1: yea totally historically accurate Man \#2: no its not you fucking jordan.

161. (Jordan) (23↑, 86↓)
often assosiated with young New Zealander boys. They often have koala like features and are very self conciouse of their ears. They have very long fingers, yet have a 'Pinner'.

omg look at that guy his ears are so jordan. omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan. omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan

162. (jordan) (35↑, 100↓)
A gay little boy who likes to watch cartoon porn and also likes cheese rubbed all over him by his girl freind who's name begins with J.

Erghh\! Your Characteristics ar sooo Jordan \!

163. (Jordan) (29↑, 95↓)
another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick

"dude thank god im not like jordan"

164. (Jordan) (33↑, 106↓)
Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City. A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off

Look at that faggot crashed on the side of the road, must be a Jordan

165. (Jordan) (40↑, 128↓)
a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis

A: Hey you\! what color is that poster? B: umm brown? A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan. B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.

166. (jordan) (204↑, 313↓)
extremely tall person

The boy is jordan, he scares me

167. (Jordan) (63↑, 181↓)
Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.

The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature. a) Man that kid is bugging me. b) Must be a Jordan.

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168. (jordan) (43↑, 166↓)
this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady

look at that chick... she is such a jordan

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169. (jordan) (145↑, 273↓)
A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night\!

170. (Jordan) (53↑, 201↓)
Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away

aww man i just pulled a jordan

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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